Friday, October 31, 2008

Dear Maren



I don't have a kid, so I don't have a camera, so I don't take pictures, so my graduate school experience is not documented in photos, and I don't have Steve here to take them for me, which is the only reason I have any pictures from Taiwan, which is old news, which is why I don't have new news, which is why I haven't updated my blog, which is why no one likes me, which is why I don't have a girl friend, which is why I'm not married, which is why I don't have a kid.

But I went to a wedding in D.C. last weekend and Becky was there and Becky has a camera (but not a kid--go figure) and Becky has friends and Becky wanted me to take pictures of her with her friends and Becky gave me her camera and I took a picture of me.

So here is a new picture of me so you don't have to look at old pictures of me so you can think I'm "an OK guy" so you can hook me up with your friends so I can get a girl friend so I can get married so I can have a kid so I can finally get a camera.

THE END

5 comments:

Emmy said...

I've wondered why you haven't posted more...you don't have a child. (I've tried to steer away from using the term 'kid' ever since my child development class teacher told us that kids were baby goats. But that's just me.)
This is a great picture of you. I think I know a girl...

Elena said...

хаха! ты самый смешной, Джозеф!

Maren B said...

Dear Joe,
While it was very hard for me to have to hurt your feelings about your blog in my previous comment, I feel it was a worthwhile sacrifice since it means that I just got to read that post and see that picture. You are welcome.
Your beloved,
Maren

Maren B said...

PS
You should add that one to the poster.

Jessica's Excellent Adventures said...

I love this picture. You have a crazed look in your eye like your going to eat the camera or something. It makes me smile.